Potential Job

I might have a chance at pestering DH all day, every day for the next 4 months! The "Graphic Design Technician" who works at the desk next to my Dearest Husband is off on paternity leave, and they need a replacement. Noo nee noo nee noo...

"How about me?" I said.*
"Well," they said. "First we'll interview a bunch of people who might also be qualified, and then we'll go to a small closet with no windows and gruel you for 90 minutes about every job you've ever had and every project you've ever done, and then make you do a test on a computer you don't know much about, on software where you can't find any of the tools, in 30 minutes or less. We may or may not get back to you in a week or two."
"But hasn't the dude already left on leave?" I said.
"Last week."
"Sooo, if I do get the job, I'll have 3 or 4 weeks of work to do all at once with a zillion emergencies that should have been done by now?"
"Yes."
"Sounds great. Sign me up! Can I poke my husband and pester him all day?"
"Well, you can throw things at him a little bit. And make him bring home that chocolate milk container that's been sitting there for a week."
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*Details have been changed to pester the innocent.

I asked my Dearest Neighbour (I guess she's "DN") if she would babysit full time for me should it be required, and she said yes! Foolish foolish Chantelle, muah hah hah haa...