Dear Stomach Flu
Are you busy June 1? I have plans, but I thought you might like to visit. Yes, thank you, I would love to have you over on my birthday. I was going out to dinner on a date with my husband, and it's the first time in what feels like eons that we had a night out planned, but that's ok, just go ahead and come right in. Ooh, how lovely, chills and shakes and tummy cramps? Yes please! It's not really so cold and terrible down on the floor near the toilet. You can sit with me there. It'll be fun. We can do it all night. Throwing up is so much better than dinner and a movie.
3 comment(s):
Ooooooh, nooooooo!
But you were fine when I called you!!
Maybe you shouldn't have written Stomach Flu that letter. It didn't know you were kidding.
Yeah. I was feeling weird, which I was attributing to not eating. And then I ate a little bit. And was fine. For a bit. That was when I was talking to you. Then it all went downhill from there.
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