School Daze

Memorable quotes from this week:

School, day 1

Me, 4:00pm: "Where's my daughter's bus?"

Bus company: "She'll be there any minute now."

Me, 4:30pm: "Where's my daughter's bus?"

Bus company: "She'll be there any minute now."

Me, 5:00pm: "Where's my daughter's bus?"

Bus company: "She'll be there any minute now."

Me, 5:30pm: "Where's my daughter's bus?"

Bus company: "She'll be there any minute now."

Me, 5:45pm: "Where's my daughter's *&^$%#!! bus?"

(Ok, I didn't actually say that last part. But I was REALLY thinking it.)

School, day 2

"Good morning, I'm your new bus driver."